The Brexiters Bible

An Alternative View of the world offered here.

It is easier for Francois to pass through the eye of a needle than for the 99% to see the Sunlit Uplands (but don’t tell them that).

Never tell the truth when a good lie will do.

Brexit does no harm to my personal bank balance therefore Brexit is fulfilment of the law.

Hatred stirs up dissent which is REALLY good for us so keep doing it.

Be completely arrogant and unkind. Don’t bear with one another because they might unite against us and stop our plans for Brexit.

Whoever does not know brexit does not know power because brexit is power and riches (for me anyway)

Because Putin so loved the world he gave his one and only Brexit, that whoever believes in it will make him more powerful.

Ask, and the 48% shall be ignored, seek and you will find unicorns, knock and the people will be trampled on.

Brexit is my rock my fortress and my deliverer of power, you bloody remoaners won’t take it away from me.

The brexiter is merciless, quick to anger and lacking in humour, so the EU negotiators will roll over and give us everything we demand, no really. Just believe!


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